We were monkeys!

Son: Mumma, do you know we all were monkeys years ago?
Mom: Yes, that's right! Our early ancestors were monkeys!
Son: No, not just ancestors! Even we were monkeys .. like you, dad and I .. everyone!
Mom: No, not us dear!
Son: No mumma .. everyone .. everyone!
Mom: So, you mean you were born a monkey with a tail?
Son: Yeah, and then we came down from the trees .. started walking and using our hands.
Mom: Yes, but that wasn't us .. our ancestors!
Son: Shall I get my book and show you .. it says we all were monkeys!
Mom: 🤐